Top 5 Sexiest Accents




At number 5, we have the Asian accent. You know when Jessica Xiao wants to see "Lord of the Lings" and go out for some "fwied lice" that she's gonna go far in life. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the males. If your a guy and you have a thick yellow fellow accent, I'm sorry but your not cute or cuddly, you just sound like a crackhead.

At number 4, we got Italian, a romantically beautiful language, with an even sexier accent. Think of a 220cm tall Mario caress-A-ing you on a cool starry night, slowly lean-A-ing in for a soft italian kiss. My bad. But seriously there's something so attractive from nonsensical hand signals and adding vowels in between every word you say. Top tier accent.

At number 3, we have the French, an accent as delicious and sweet as their almond coated croissants. You will not understand a single thing they say, but it doesn't matter because the shit they're spewing is straight love language. If only my French classes experience didn't make it such a turn off.

At number 2, we have the British accent. The ultimate mating call. You know if they got that British bagazelle, WE all want them. Just the sound of them talking can get you pregnant. The accent we're ALL trying to mimic. The sexiest of the sexy. But unfortunately, it cannot beat number one...

And finally, for the top dog. 

Indian. 

Self explanatory. Thank you for reading,

Alvin

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